Monday, June 18, 2007

February 16 Meeting

I. Mike Dindoffer and Allie Schneider accepted nominations for the position of Finals Orator. Mike Dindoffer won by unanimous acclaimation.

II. Mike Bartosch was absent, did not present three events of the week, and was fined $0.50 for dereliction of duty.

III. Literary Presentations:
Meg Weckstein: Leila Sayes of the University Chicago's "I haven't been this cool since the early nineties."
Kelly Webster and Shannon Gorman: The Duchess and Alice at the Queen's Croquet Game from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland.
Vadim Elenev and Sarah Begeman: "How painful, darling, and how foreign" by Alexander Kochetkov about a train crash translated from the Russian by Vadim himself.
Marguerite DeVoll: PROVISIONAL LIT! A piece explaining the various uses of the f-word from Monty Python.
Michelle Unterbrink: from Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted--quite possibly the most disturbing lit I've ever heard in my life.
Peter Trauernicht: Isaac Asimov's "Buy Jupiter" (from the floor)
Allie Schneider: from The Preppy Handbook (from the floor)

IV. Debate
You are a typical state government. Resolved: do not allow illegal immigrants to attend public K-12 schools. PM: Noah Peters MG: Bud Lobb (PROVISIONAL DEBATE!) LO: Meg Olson MO: Dan Herrmann (PROVISIONAL DEBATE!).

Sentiment: 13-25-2

Quality: 8-22-9


V. Adjourn to the College Inn

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